AU PAYS DE GALLES
( WALES)
J’ai trouvé ce qui suit sur Google et ce fut posté en 2004 par Mikeosborne.co.uk dans une rubrique Discussion.
Le ventriloque australien
Un ventriloque australien visite le Pays de Galles et alors qu’il flâne dans un petit village il voit un des habitants qui prend l’air, assis sur l’une des trois marches devant le perron de sa maison. Il est en train de caresser son chien. Le ventriloque pense qu’il va s’amuser un peu.
Le ventriloque : » B’jour, Mec ! T’as un beau chien, ça t’dérange pas si j’lui cause un peu ? »
Le villageois : « Le chien ne parle pas, crétin d’Australien. »
Le ventriloque : « Salut, le chien, comment ça va, mec ? »
Le chien : « Cela va très bien. »
Le villageois : (Paraît vraiment incrédule)
Le ventriloque : « Est-ce que c’est ce villageois ton propriétaire ? (Il montre le villageois du doigt)
Le chien : « Ouais »
Le ventriloque : « Comment est-ce qu’il te traite ? »
Le chien : « Vraiment bien. Il me sort pour me promener deux fois par jour, la bouffe est bonne et il m’emmène jusqu’au lac une fois par semaine pour jouer. »
Le villageois : (Son visage montre qu’il n’en croit pas ses oreilles.
Le ventriloque : « Un inconvénient, si je parle à votre cheval ? »
Le villageois : « Euh, le cheval ne parle pas non plus… Je crois … »
Le ventriloque : « Alors, le ch’val ?, comment ça va ? »
Le cheval : « Cool »
Le villageois : (absolument interloqué)
Le ventriloque : « C’est ton propriétaire ? », en montrant le villageois du doigt.
Le cheval : « Ouais »
Le ventriloque : « Et il te traite bien ? »
Le cheval: « Pas mal, merci d’l’avoir demandé. Il me monte régulièrement, il me panse souvent et régulièrement, parfois il me bouchonne un peu dur mais c’est agréable, il me garde dans sa grange où je suis à l’abri des intempéries. »
Le villageois : Son visage montre qu’il est complètement stupéfait.
Le ventriloque : « Un inconvénient, si je parle à ta brebis, là ? »
Le villageois : « Non, non, c’est pas la peine, celle-là c’est qu’une menteuse ! »
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